Found on the OldTools Mailing List.
Apparently a few years ago, the Louisville Baseball Bat Museum had a billboard up outside of town advertising that they had “More Old Bats Than A Knitting Convention.” The local knitters’ group had quite a tizzy over it.
Somebody else promptly commented
And If your SWMBO is a major-league knitter, then you’ll understand why
Since my SWMBO* is also a “major-league knitter”, I understand quite well.
*If necessary, you can look it up at the OldTools faq :-)>
Faith Lessons from Knitting. Sister Edith is one of my oldest friends–I think I met her back in 1967. She is a classmate from both High School and College, and was a fellow folk dancer at Carleton.