To live forever …..

Forwarded from my mother:

A man met a fairy who said she would grant him one wish.

“I want to live forever,” he said.

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”

“Fine,” he said, “then I want to die after Congress votes for term limits and wants Social Security for their retirement program.”

“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.

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