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Obama’s re-election strategy :-)>

Using mind control techniques developed on his home planet, Obama has unleashed an army of seductresses in order to eliminate the men who stand in the way of his reelection in 2012. Based on the timing of the Sanford and Ensign affairs, it appears he launched the offensive before the first primary of 2008.

I know this seems like a far-fetched theory, but it will seem a lot more plausible should Huckabee or Pawlenty ever hold the confessional press conference.

“Think Green”

With “encouragement” from management, many of my fellow employees now have this as part of their e-mail signature:

Please consider the environment before printing this email.

At least one has made the message even stronger:

Think Green!  Please do not print this e-mail unless
absolutely necessary.

While another is less enthusiastic:

Please consider the unemployed loggers before printing this email.