Found on the OldTools Mailing List.

Apparently a few years ago, the Louisville Baseball Bat Museum had a billboard up outside of town advertising that they had “More Old Bats Than A Knitting Convention.” The local knitters’ group had quite a tizzy over it.

Somebody else promptly commented

And If your SWMBO is a major-league knitter, then you’ll understand why

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Since my SWMBO* is also a “major-league knitter”, I understand quite well.

*If necessary, you can look it up at the OldTools faq :-)>